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Phobias

Questions from viewers about phobias, and
Doctor Leon’s common sense advice.



Jason – I want to know if we can shrink.

Doctor Leon – Of course we can shrink. Cannibalistic head hunters proved that long ago. In your case though, I don’t know whether you’re referring to intellectual, emotional or physical shrinkage.

Marijuana and other drugs can cause intellectual shrinkage, relationships with the wrong woman can cause emotional shrinkage, and physical shrinkage can occur for any number of reasons like growing old, allowing cold water to contact your epidermis or imagining (or having) sex with an obese woman.

If you are shrinking, check out the local circus. There may be a job opening for you there. The smaller you get, the more likely you are to fit into the opening.

 


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