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Sigismund Schlomo Freud (no kidding)

The greatest con artist of the modern era. This is the explosive,
speculative, unauthorized biography most mental health
professionals refuse to believe (or even read).



Sigmund Freud


This is the man, ladies and gentlemen - the man who gave Clinton the cigar idea. Small wonder Freud insisted on having a couch in the office for his alleged “psychotherapy” sessions; particularly with female patients. Note the comparative size of the cigar. In public appearances, Freud frequently concluded his lectures with the cryptic remark “It’s almost like this (glancing at the cigar) - can’t anybody help me?”

Listeners generally presumed he was speaking about his breath or receding hairline. Only his few personal friends (and female patients) knew the truth. Freud likely manifested the first documented case of “cigar envy” (commonly referred to as “penis envy” by his fanatical disciples, to obscure the sordid facts of his depraved life).

We are in the process of compiling, enhancing and finalizing our biography of Sigmund Freud. Check back periodically for the completed biography.


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