Sigismund Schlomo Freud
(no kidding)
The greatest con
artist of the modern era. This is the explosive,
speculative, unauthorized biography most mental health
professionals refuse to believe (or even read).

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This is the man, ladies
and gentlemen - the man who gave Clinton the cigar idea. Small
wonder Freud insisted on having a couch in the office for his
alleged “psychotherapy” sessions; particularly with female
patients. Note the comparative size of the cigar. In public
appearances, Freud frequently concluded his lectures with the
cryptic remark “It’s almost like this (glancing at the
cigar) - can’t anybody help me?”
Listeners
generally presumed he was speaking about his breath or receding
hairline. Only his few personal friends (and female patients)
knew the truth. Freud likely manifested the first documented
case of “cigar envy” (commonly referred to as “penis
envy” by his fanatical disciples, to obscure the sordid facts of his
depraved life). |
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